See my friends over there? They bet me $100 I wouldn’t be able to have a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. So what do you want to do with the money?

-Tania

I was so taken by your beauty that I ran into that door over there. Now I’ll need your name and number for insurance purposes. 

- Hello, I’m Awesome

This one guy said “You dropped your name tag” and handed me a sugar packet that said “sugar” on it. Even though I think pickup lines are cheesy I still remark about it to my friends.

- Person

Guy: “Hey.”
Girl: “Hi.”
Guy: “Do you have any raisins?”
Girl: “Uhh, no?”
Guy: “How about a date?”

- Studmuffin

“Wanna go out?”
“I have a boyfriend”
“I have a fish”
“What?”
“Oh, I thought we were talking about things that didn’t matter”

-Kr!ssy

At a bar beside a woman. “Hey… who invited all these other people? I thought it was just going to be you and me.”

– Jason D

Haha I told this to about 5 girls and they laughed.  So I suppose It’s good?
Me: “Hey.. my pen is out of ink.”
Girl: “Really? Are you sure?”
Me: “Yeah, here” -hands pen- “try.” -takes out a piece of paper “just write your number right here …”

– Danny Menshire