June 2011
1 post
May 2011
1 post
April 2011
2 posts
Be nice →
March 2011
2 posts
spring break '11
It’s about to get EPIC
as in:
-rain
-ghost town campus
-rowing
and wow now I just came down with a fever that makes me feel like i got hit with a brick
clothing "HAULs" what is this
can I just say.
What is it with these youtube videos of girls who show off everything they buy! Yes! It is all super cute! yes, it’s unique! But wow! Do they really have anything better to do with their time?? And where do they get their money! And even worse, then, these other girls talk about their “haulsS” from forever 21…. and ugh they are ugly and not even stylish. SO...
February 2011
10 posts
I was drawn to all the wrong things: I liked to drink, I was lazy, I didn’t have...
– Charles Bukowski (via quote-book)
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Cool shit I have done
Met michael phelps and he touched my leg
Skinny dipped in Germany
saw Dev from the cataracs before she was big
Stood on a fire escape in the city completely naked
Iguanas on thursday nights
completed an olympic distance triathlon
saw the de anza 3d pink floyd light show
swam back from alcatraz
went to lovefest
pierced my own ears
learned how to do henna
taught a kid how to swim across...
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bucket list
climb half dome
white water kayak in a hard shell
smoke salvia
take a motorcycle road trip
complete an Ironman triathlon
be in a threesome
live like a homeless person for a few days
zipline
hear the Dali Lama speak
Scuba dive
send someone a bouquet anonymously
Ride a mechanical bull
learn to surf
peform music in front of an audience
Ride an elephant
Milk a cow
Visit the grand...
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incredible/insane!! →
Swollen fat pads?
Apparently, the reason why my knees were hurting like mothafuckas during that 12000 m steady state erg today:
So there are these fat pads under my knees, right. Their purpose in life is to cushion the patella as it rubs against the tibia when the knee joint extends/contracts. A little part of them gets exposed when the knee is bent, so they got banged up when i fell off my scooter last week....
January 2011
8 posts
Anonymous asked: Its not funny
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thank like a shrank →
pick me up
See my friends over there? They bet me $100 I wouldn’t be able to have a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. So what do you want to do with the money?
-Tania
I was so taken by your beauty that I ran into that door over there. Now I’ll need your name and number for insurance purposes.
- Hello, I’m Awesome
This one guy said “You dropped your name tag” and handed me a sugar...
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December 2010
4 posts
tips for a turrrrble day... →
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November 2010
3 posts
all god does is watch us and kill us when we get...
(via nicolemichele)
apple overdose
i have eaten literally 10 apples in the past 3 days
October 2010
2 posts
watching makeup tutorials
is interestingly therapeudic
the soft brushes, soft voices, trancey music…ahh its porntastic
Midterms? um…
poise
September 2010
1 post
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A geep is a cross between a goat and a sheep.
ohyeahfacts:
(The Book of Useless Information)
Please recommend Oh Yeah Facts.
August 2010
3 posts
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better hit this up this fall →
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July 2010
1 post
wendy! →
June 2010
9 posts
i hate it
uh i love that. i love big black balls, actually…
holycowow:
when you’re drinking pearl tea, and you finish all the tea and just have a massive amount of balls in the bottom of your cup…
http://www.icnivad.com/jackson/documents/RorysFlyer... →
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territorial crows
there is a crow who sees our lifesized brass ornamental parrot in our living room and every morning he repeatedly flies and smashes himself against the window, trying to get at it (to mate? or to fight?)
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i like shirts that are cut out like muscle men... →
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dope
makes me feel so depressed the next day
For every door that closes another one opens, but if that isn’t the one that...
– (via holycowow)
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yummy in my tummy →
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Last test of high school ever!
physio
whoooottttttt
and why am I still in class? technically i’m signed off but the System is makin me goooooooooooo i’m so bored in multi
May 2010
27 posts
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